New Terms!

wall an hb 

   The act of wishing someone 'happy birthday' in Facebook wall post (actually

   knowing the person IRL(In Real Life) is optional

   Ex.

     past tense: wall'd him/her an hb

     If I'm online, and it's your birthday, odds are that I will wall an hb

   ***

     Person 1: Did you wish Tim a happy birthday?

     Person 2: Yes... I wall'd him an hb

straight like

   when someone goes straight down your Facebook page and likes everything.

   including wallposts, comments, statuses, etc.

   usually it's a close friend of yours, or someone who's bored to death.

   Ex.

     Al: I straight liked Amanda's Facebook page like 3 times she's pissed.

    Sonia: That's hilarious I always do that to one of my co-workers when I'm

    bored.

microwave mentality

  Having the attitude that if something can't be done in 5 minutes or less,

    it's not worth doing.

  Ex.

    Someone's mom: "You know, I just hate how our son never gets his chores

    done."

    Someone's dad: "Yeah it's his microwave mentality. He gets it from you."

Comment Jump

   (v): to disregard, not acknowledge, or skip over a comment when replying on

   a post or status update.

   Did you see when George comment jumped me!? I can't believe he ignored me

   like that, I thought we were friends.

     Stephen just comment jumped Angelina. He has been avoiding her since last

     week.

    Christina: Don't you just hate it when someone you don't like comments on a

    post, but there are other people you want to comment back to?

    Drake: Just comment jump them!

Paper GPS

   (n). any non-electronic format used for finding directions.

   Ex.

    A road atlas, foldout paper road map, handwritten directions, directions

    printed from free online map Web sites.

    "John, how will you find our place if you get lost?"

    "Don't worry. I have a good road atlas and good handwritten directions. My

     paper GPS is set to go".

whatever

   Used in an argument to admit that you are wrong without admitting it so the

   argument is over.

Hiberdating

   Verb - Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a

   boyfriend/girlfriend

   Ex.

    "I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy

   four months ago."

pop tags

   When you have so much money that all you do is buy clothing. Therefore you

   are constantly popping tags off your merchandise.

   Ex. "check my restroom trash all i do is pop tags."

cyber hoarding

   When a individual has an excessive amount of pointless word documents,

   pictures, etc. saved on their computer that they will never look at

   Ex.

    Cyber hoarding is Katie's flaw because she has 2000+ photos on her computer

    of random stuff like jellyfish and city landscapes.

Cellfish

   An individual who talks on his or her cell phone even when doing so is rude

   or inconsiderate of other people.

   Ex.

    "Can't you stop talking on the phone while ordering your happy meal --that's cellfish"

premake

   the original version of a song that another band has made a remake of, often
   used in a sarcastic manner
   Ex.

    My friend told me "Live and Let Die" was his favorite Guns-N-Roses song, he
    seemed suprised when I told him Paul McCartney had done a premake of that
    song.

food baby

   when you eat so much, that your stomach looks pregnant
  Ex.

   Jeez! I ate so much, I look like I am having a food baby!

facebook fever

noun:
   The uncontrollable urge to check one's facebook every time one comes in
   contact with a computer.
   Ex
    Sam: "Dude, you've been on the computer for four hours reloading the same
    page. Don't you have a final exam tomorrow?"

    Kyle: "Facebook Fever."

    Sam: "No one has posted on your wall in days."

    Kyle: "How do you know? They could have posted in between now and the last
    time that I reloaded the page!"

Social Terrorism

   When someone you know comes to visit unexpectedly and inconveniently, often
   staying for a long time, and you can't tell them to leave without being
   rude.
   Ex.

    Yesterday, I was just about to go out, and then the doorbell rang. It was
    Sally, and she invited herself in and stayed for an hour! It was social
    terrorism!